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Bill Blank
General / Jokes / Clean
"You're not a headliner, you're a fucking hypnotist"

Male
30 years old
Des Moines, IOWA
United States



Last Login: 11/20/2008
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   Bill Blank's Comedian Bio
Bio
Websitebillblank.com
InfluencesGeorge Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Louis C.K., David Cross, Muhammad Ali
Members

Upcoming Shows
get this portable calendar at comedysoapbox.com
TV ShowsInvasion Iowa (reality show) SpikeTv
Films
AlbumsBill Blank "Honestly Brutal"

    Bill Blank's Interests
GeneralComedy, Music, Sports.
MusicJam Bands, Blues, Blue Grass, some metal, some rap.
MoviesTombstone, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Bull Durham, Major League.
TelevisionComedy Central, ESPN, Comedy Central, ESPN
BooksNo One Here Gets Out Alive (The Doors), The Budding Prospects, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
HeroesGeorge Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Magic Johnson.

     Bill Blank's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Des Moines, Iowa
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Stand-Up Comedian

   Bill Blank's Schools
North High School
Des Moines,Iowa
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Student Council Baseball Basketball Drama
 

1992 to 1996
North High School
Des Moines,Iowa
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Student Council Baseball Basketball Drama
 

1992 to 1996


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   Bill Blank's Blurbs
About me:
Like a pot that slowly begins to boil, comedian Bill Blank has an act that simmers to perfection. Slowly paced to encourage all followers, Bill lures you into a false sense of security as he starts his show with topics we can all relate to, and agree with. An easy going every man with a wit that is as sharp as a razor, Bill's act pushes the envelope without pushing too far. He challenges your sensibilities without making you uncomfortable. He speaks intelligently, without condescending to the masses. In short, he hits it out of the park. In a world where comics often resort to a cheap and easy laugh, Bill goes the extra distance to earn the laugh. Earning the respect of fellow comics and comedy aficionados, Bill believes that it doesn't take an idiot, or a genius, to understand great comedy. Funny is funny. And Bill is funny. Diverse in subject matter, Bill can appeal to any crowd. Young or old, jaded or naive, rich or poor, smart or challenged. Married, single, parents, children. City dwellers or country folk, they can all relate to the very real, very truthful observations of this master comedian. The gauntlet has been thrown. If you are looking for the same, run of the mill show you have seen a thousand times before, then look away. But if you are looking for a fresh voice, a seed of originality floating in a sea of averages, look no farther. Get ready to laugh hard. You're about to. Billblank.com
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Who I'd like to meet:
Comedians, bookers, musicians.... Magic Johnson.

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Bill Blank has 717 friends.
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Bill Blank's Friends Comments
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SCOTT NN myspace predator





Nov 19 2008 5:52 PM

Yo man you at the funny bone this week? if not you should come out tonight or even better tomorrow nightif your in town!!
SCOTT NN myspace predator





Nov 12 2008 7:04 PM

The cher dance remix is no good huh??
Natascha AKA Mrs.Good Good!





Nov 9 2008 9:52 PM

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Nov 4 2008 1:30 AM

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Crys





Oct 24 2008 1:54 PM

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Oct 23 2008 2:43 AM

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Oct 21 2008 12:51 PM

shonn greene is a machine!! but will he be a hawkeye next year?
Jim





Oct 20 2008 6:01 PM

hey how bout them hawks!!! see ya thursday if you are at the bone.
Aqua Marine Dream Machine





Oct 18 2008 7:36 PM

Bait shop Oct. 19th
Crys





Oct 15 2008 3:13 PM

I love you so much. ;) And I love that you accept my hills obsession.
You are seriously the best man in the world!!!!
Johnny Reeferseed & the High Rollers





Oct 14 2008 7:24 AM

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One Buck Bottled Beers - 9 to 10 pm.
Two Buck Bottled Beers - 10 to midnight
and then . . . back to one buck midnight to 1!
This includes Bud, Bud Light, Lite, High Life, Bud Select, PBR, Coors Light and more!

Come and be part of a video shoot for Global Marijuana Music Award Best Funk Song of 2008, "Light 'Em Up" feat.
Afroman
SCOTT NN myspace predator





Oct 12 2008 8:20 PM

You love the cab admit it and all the H2s double parked!!!!!
Crys





Oct 9 2008 2:58 PM

Hi honey - I hope you are feeling better today.
Love you - see ya when I get off work.
:)
Crys





Sep 22 2008 1:28 PM

It's the weirdest thing honey...I have this huge weight on my shoulder, it almost feels like a 100 lb asian woman is on my back!?!?!?

Love you.
:)
Aqua Marine Dream Machine